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Syndication
Naija Police
Posted April 5, 2008 · Charles O
This came by way of unsolicited e-mail… Not half as funny as poignant though…
In an effort to determine the top crime fighting agency in Nigeria, The president narrowed the field to three finalists: the State Secret Service (SSS), the Army, and the Police force.
The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which [had been] released into the forest.
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The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plant and animal witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist
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The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.
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The Police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear was yelling, “Okay, Okay, I agree, I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit!”
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